la mafia
Private investment familyEst. MMXXVI · Madrid
We don’t take pitches.
We take sides.
Four cofounders who turned a lockdown Twitch stream into a nine-million-euro company. Now we write our own checks, together, for founders we’d go to war with.
The family
House rules
- 1.
Four yeses or none.
Every deal passes the whole table. If one of us hesitates, the answer is no, and you’ll hear it fast.
- 2.
Everything personal.
They say it’s not personal, it’s strictly business. Here it’s both. We only invest where we’d take the 3am call.
- 3.
Our money.
No LPs. No fund clock. No pressure to deploy. We can wait longer than you can flinch.
- 4.
Debts are remembered.
Someday we may ask you for a favor. It will be small: take the call from the next founder, the way we took yours.
The record
| Ucademy | 2021 | Founders | Operating |
| Tailride | 2023 | Founder | Realized |
| Zernio | 2025 | Founder | Operating |
| Undisclosed | 2026 | — | Held |
| Undisclosed | 2026 | — | Held |
If you’ve read this far, you already know whether to write.