La Mafia

La Mafia · Est. MMXXVI · Madrid

We backthe oneswho work.

Four founders, one family. A private investment house from the people who built Ucademy.

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01 — The rules

The rules of
the house.

I

Anything that compounds.

Companies, funds, land, people. The instrument is a detail; the operator is not.

II

We built before we wrote checks.

A Twitch stream became the fastest-growing academy in Spain. We know what the first hundred weeks feel like.

III

Small circle, long memory.

We move on trust, we decide in days, and we remember who worked when it was hard.

IV

No decks. No permission.

If it makes money while respecting the family name, it is our business.

02 — The family

Four seats at the table.

The four who built Ucademy from a whiteboard and a Twitch stream. Now they invest together.

03 — The ledger

What the family keeps.

Runs, owns, or quietly keeps an eye on. Some rows stay dark until the ink dries.

NameBusinessTerritoryStatus
01UcademyEducationMadrid · 12 marketsThe first family business
02ZernioSocial media infrastructureBarcelonaCompounding
03TailrideInvoice automationBarcelonaExited
04ConfidentialUndisclosedUndisclosedIn motion
05ConfidentialUndisclosedUndisclosedIn motion

You don't find us.

We find you.

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